Friday, June 18, 2004

PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I know none of you need another bikini wax story. It's been done. But let me just add this:

Ladies, do not assume that your waxing technician speaks English just because she smiles and nods and says "okay" when you give her instructions. If you're going Brazilian, I'd even suggest you bring along a Sharpie marker to outline restricted areas. That is all. Thank you.

3 comments:

Andrew DF said...

PSA #2: Rod Stewart approves.

Gina said...

same difference if you ask me. then again, i've been violated. i'm not so concerned about the little girl thing, since if guys are into it that's not the reason (one would hope.) nevertheless, i am so not kidding about the sharpie.

Andrew DF said...

Rod Stewart british emphasis bloody, or that, uh, other one I've heard about? Yeesh. Tad on the graphic side, thanks. And little girl, Alexa? Please. Breasts totally take care of that problem... Oh my, why did I just click post?