Tuesday, April 13, 2004

leave it to daily candy...

...to solve all of my problems. As I accidentally sported inside-out undies yet again yesterday, perhaps it's time to invest in these. (Though they could pose a problem for when I forget to zip...) According to the aforementioned service website: "Behold the future: the Antipanti. Designed for lowrider enthusiasts, panty-line haters, and, well, anyone yearning for a little more freedom (who isn't?), it's a disposable patch of cotton flannel that you stick to the inside of your jeans when you're going commando, thereby protecting both the crotch of your pants and the crotch of your, um, self." While this is an interesting idea, to say the least, would the kind of girl who goes commando in the first place be anal enough to purchase and affix a camouflage disc to the inside of her pants every day? Weird.

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