as long as we're bashing bushie...

...check out this website [thanks, MEH], which allows you to construct a speech for the prez that will probably be better than anything he'd "think" of himself. I, unfortunately, can't hear my speech since I don't have that fancy sound mechanism on my work computer. (Incidentally, Fatboss does have sound, and he feels the need to play the Hamsterdance song fifteen times a day at decibel levels audible by a deaf person. Must remember to bring Advil to work tomorrow...)