Many months ago, long after tiring of Friendster, I joined Myspace. I promptly received about 300 emails in one weekend from everyone and their dog's band, in addition to every man with overly gelled hair in Hoboken. But that was then, and now I am back on Myspace, with a shiny new profile including the goggle picture, and a proud mention of my new, more remote location. Though not in such droves as last time, the gentlemen are still a-callin'. Since joining several days ago, I have received a total of four friend requests:
First, from this man
Second, from his slightly less hirsute counterpart
Third, from Big Bald Man, GI Joe edition
And last but not least,
Perhaps I shouldn't have listed my body type as "body builder" in my profile? Or chosen a photo that didn't picture me holding a power sander and wearing an ill-fitting baseball cap?
3 comments:
I go to online dating sites and collect the funniest photos that men post. I've got a pretty good collection these days - but I could always use more, and that fourth one is gold. Thanks!
(And it's always awkward explaining to my friends why 1. I'm looking at a dating site 2. I'm looking at men.)
Dude, that's hilarious. I joined because FAB made me. Ever since, I've been getting requests from people I have absolutely no connection to. What's so great about it? -Drone
that last guy is HOT!
I always wanted someone with wings...
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