FABulous

Have I ever told you how much I adore the FAB? Yes? Well I'll say it again. The girl fuckin' rules. If you haven't already, please take a moment to read her latest post, in which she tears a regrettable old hookup of mine a new one, in a way that I could only dream of doing myself. Thank you, FAB, for defending the fairer sex and my not-so-fair blog. And now, if you'll please excuse me, I'm going to go take a dump.