manic panic

Holy crapola, I just applied for three promising jobs in approximately 3.2 minutes. The two most related to my interests are in Boston, which is well and good except for the whole not knowing anyone in Boston aside from my ex-boyfriend's parents part. The one in New York is on the right track though not entirely up my alley but it pays well (and by "well" i mean not extremely super shitty) and full time is 35 hours a week. THIRTY FIVE LITTLE HOURS A WEEK!! I am so utterly flabbergasted by my productivity that I don't really know what to say here, other than you absolutely must read this awesome faux-article [via Midwestgrrl,] and watch this awesome video that is obviously very well known, but, well, sometimes people miss these things.