libido update

Last Friday marked the two-month anniversary of the last time I got laid. As someone who figured out how to, um, make myself feel reeeal good at the age of seven, I don't know that I've ever been hornier in my life. Things have been patched up with the Cute Canadian Internet Boyfriend, but as there are no imminent plans to see him, I've been having impure thoughts on a very regular basis. I've gotten that special feeling around quite a few people lately, including a girlfriend-having law student who resembles a nerdier version of an old hookup, the cute and blatantly sexy female bartender where I work, and a very cool male bartender where I work who sounds like another old hookup (I have a bit of an obsession with male voices...weird?). Ruling out the first two for rather obvious reasons, at first I told myself that the latter would just have to remain a fun flirtation, given that I'll be spending at least a couple eight hour shifts alone with him in the basement loooounge every week. But then I realized that, oh my god, I'll be spending a couple eight hour shifts alone with him in the basement loooounge every week, and lack of self-control has been a recorded flaw of mine since my first kindergarten report card. So I'm just going to sit back and let the drama ensue or not ensue, and look forward to this coming weekend's bach...bachel...bachelorette (*gag*) party and "Hunk-O-Mania" show in New York City.