blubber

Just a couple of links today... (Good god, my metabolism is going totally haywire and the second I typed "links" I wanted some sausage. And tonight I plan to order french fries for my waitressing shift dinner only because I'm dying to consume a ton of ketchup [i.e., the whole jar] and doing so with just a spoon would be gross. Also I'm dizzy and tired and nauseated all the time and I've been remembering to take my vitamins and there have unfortunately been no activities in the last two months that could've caused me to get preggers. Any medical professionals in the house?)

*Pretty soon I'm going to need one of these. [via Blacktable]

*French women don't need oversized toilets. [via Perplexa]