Being the resident onomastics expert in my life, I was hoping you could provide a little op-ed commentary on the label given over the weekend to Ms. Paltrow's bundle of joy...
I'm quite ashamed to say that I had to consult dictionary.com on "onomastics." I thought it was something dirty. I'd say something about little Apple, but really, it kind of speaks for itself.
Hi my name is Gina. I like a lot of things. You will find them listed below, in alphabetical order for lack of a better order, mostly for my own web-surfing convenience. I also like my family, my friends, emotionally unavailable men, visiting people in far away places, taking pictures, dogs, my cats, sandwiches, long walks, Central Wisconsin, buying things on Ebay, reading books very very slowly, stressing myself out to the point of developing sleep and digestive disorders, and pilates.
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Being the resident onomastics expert in my life, I was hoping you could provide a little op-ed commentary on the label given over the weekend to Ms. Paltrow's bundle of joy...
I'm quite ashamed to say that I had to consult dictionary.com on "onomastics." I thought it was something dirty. I'd say something about little Apple, but really, it kind of speaks for itself.
Yeah, I think if I had any concept of grammar or math, I could've taken you on the SAT. Valedic-what?
Such an obvious answer, having sex to get pregnant. That's really funny.
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