don't get a job

Just don't. Ever. Today is not a good day for the younguns of Corporate America [via my overprotected email account]:

*"Well i'm kinda just feeling numb and down all at once. I can't figure this out. Let's fly away."

*"Eh. I want to be on a boat right now. Fishing and eating Trivia Pringles and drinking Snapple. And I don't ever want to stop. You know that feeling?"

*"Fuck fuckf uck fuck fuc k fuck fuck fuckf dcfuudkufj;lszdjf;lkasj dfl/kajlkf!#@$$@!#!@#!"

In other news, the Via Parents are arriving in NYC with Via Sister and Via Uncle this afternoon. Hopefully computer assistance, a gardening lesson, and free food in midwestern proportions will defunkify things around here.