Wednesday, August 18, 2004

this is how you remind me

I don't know if it's the Poverty Diet of oatmeal, tuna sandwiches, and microwave dinners, the stress from switching jobs, or the flight of several beloved friends from NYC (come back guys! you don't need advanced degrees!) but I've been quite lazy/uninspired lately. Yesterday I was so numb that watching Bob Costas' Olympic coverage for more hours than I'm willing to admit was only minorly nauseating. But leave it to the Local Paper to snap me out of it.

Hi, my name is

Kristine Hampson

Age: 17
Home: Marshfield
Occupation: Student

What's the last thing that made you laugh?
We were looking for one of my friends in JC Penney and I yelled (his name), and everyone stared at me.

Which song would you choose as the theme for your life?
'Feelin' Way Too Damn Good' by Nickelback, because every time I start feeling good about something, something goes wrong, every time.

What's the worst advice you've ever received?
Don't get pregnant. Then a week later it happened.

If you could switch places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?
Jennifer Lopez. She's so lucky. She has the nicest (butt) ever.

When do you feel the happiest?
When I'm with my friends.

-Alyce Yorde, Central Wisconsin Sunday


I am now ready to take on the world, one FedEx-ed box at a time.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh. wow.

she's very special

Gina said...

yes. "special."

i'm going to hell.

Andrew said...

Dude, it's Friday. Gina totally has a job. Next thing you know, she's gonna be going in on weekends.

Anonymous said...

nickelback is hot. law school is not. while under normal circumstances i would post something witty and endearing, my brain is pumped full of civil procuedure and i have to keep it in there for one more hour. sigh.

Anonymous said...

I'm the girl who wrote the story. Are you from WI?