Wednesday, June 29, 2005

linkydinks

*If you ever find yourself being attacked by a leopard while tending your potato and bean crops in rural Kenya, put down your machete and rip its tounge out.

*With his obvious insanity and recent criticism of psychiatry, Tom Cruise has joined Mel Gibson on my growing list of male "heartthrob" celebrities whose movies I intend to avoid for the rest of my days. This fictitious debate between Tom and the American Psychiatric Association is a hilarious and concise summary of the idiocy. [via Gawker]

*Although I have had no need for birth control of any sort for over three months (my God...THREE MONTHS!!) it is good to know that New York is on my side, as opposed to my former state of residence.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pff... I said this when you had your haircut. I wouldn't say no. I've just got to move to NY. And maybe clear it with my ladyfriend.

Hell, I may move to NY early next year. London now. Then across the ocean...

But I'm sure by then you won't be 'THREE MONTHS'...

Gina said...

haha, i'm sure the little chinese man who works at my corner deli wouldn't say no either. though, to be fair, the only english words he knows are "yeees" and "thankyouverymuuuuuch."

Anonymous said...

At least he'd make a polite lover...

Anonymous said...

what the hell is going on here?
-ellen

Fat Asian Baby said...

i'm totally confused. i think our little girl is being cyber-propositioned.