Sunday, June 19, 2005


A good percentage of the people who get to my blog (i.e., not very many at all) are directed from Google searches. Oftentimes, I can tell that my posts probably provided them with the information they were looking for, or at least directed them to where they could find it. This generally includes searches involving online shopping, Upper West Side grocery stores, and, the most popular one, hot blonde rapist of junior high boys Lauren Annette Summers. Certain things, however, I'm sorry but I just can't help with. These include anything related to the bodyparts on which Kelly Ripa puts her shoes, "Why did Gillian Anderson Divorce Clyde Klotz" (who the hell is that?) and, most perplexing of all, "learn how to put my ass into viagina of girl by sex." Call me naive, but I'm not certain that such a position is physically possible. Nevertheless, best of luck, bro.


mizzzthanggg said...

hmmm... i can't even remember how i came by yr blog, must've been through nyc bloggers ;) anyway, it's part of my regular reads now & i thank u very much for providing wonderful insights and making someone halfway round the world feel a part of life in new york city. cheers from malaysia and all the best for yr job hunt!

Anonymous said...

dang you. bang you. let's fuck. lauren is nowhere to be found.