Friday, July 29, 2005

local paper goodness

*Something tells me the mother of little Anakin Jude is a high school sophomore. Just a hunch.

*"Through research, we found out there is a significant amount of drugs present [at the skate park]," say these high school sleuths.

*Man charged with child molestation and prostitution uses his 79,000 pound semi-truck in an attempt to elude the cahps. "Collins used his truck to try to ram police vehicles, but tried to avoid regular motorists, according to court documents." How courteous.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Awesome! Let's all go to the alcohol-free teen havens and party it up. Tequila shots on me. -Drone