Wednesday, October 13, 2004

get on top. shaboogie.

Last night I consumed: unknown quantity of Grey Goose, a few glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon, four giant New England oysters, asparagus with lumps of crab meat swimming in butter, two kinds of mashed potatoes, half of a filet mignon, half of a lobster, creamed spinach with about an equal cream to spinach ratio, pecan pie smothered in whipped cream, carrot cake with cream cheese icing, and a $20 glass of port wine. If heaven were Ben Benson's steak house I would break out the rosaries and start going to church again.

3 comments:

Fat Asian Baby said...

If jealousy were hell I would be pleasantly roasting in a warm bath of hellfire.

Gina said...

yes. but that didn't stop me from eating lots of cookies during the FIVE HOUR meeting we had today. it was really the only way i could stay awake.

Gina said...

it was about how to distribute said pot of gold. a novel little idea called "planning." yeah, i don't understand either.