Thursday, October 07, 2004

crap

I'm feeling depressed again. And I can't poop. And I'm seriously pissed off that some women in this office think it's okay to use those ridiculous toilet seat covers that would be unnecessary if everyone would just quit it with the sprinkle-causing hovering and then leave them on the toilet seat so that the next person has to remove them with their bare hands so that the first person's precious back-of-the-thigh skin is spared from germs that wouldn't exist if everyone would just fucking sit down in the first place. Damn, and now I have penis envy too.

3 comments:

Robo's Drone said...

I hope it wasn't my depression that invaded you...

Andrew said...

They are fun, I admit. I seriously want Federline's trucker hat that says "Rock Out With Your Cock Out." But if it's any consolation, everybody envies the cool symetry of your Blog's name, and it wouldn't work as well if you didn't actually have a vagina.

Gina said...

good point. too bad i can't have both like those people on the discovery health channel.