observations at work today

-Two of my three bosses are currently and independently perusing online fly-fishing catalogs.

-I cannot seem to remember to zip my pants when I leave the bathroom. I think it's because I always do the button first. This would not be such a huge deal if I didn't have to walk past approximately 150 men every time I get up from my desk. Will have to get "zip pants" tattooed to the back of my hand or something.