the benjamins

I am a broke-ass motherfucker. I pretty much always have been, and it is all my fault, though I enjoy blaming my parents for forcing their financially responsible ways on me during the height of my teenage rebellion. Eating vegetables is probably the only thing they ever told me to do that I actually did. I still love me some broccoli, even when not smothered in cheese. Anyway, the point is, I have zero dollars, as in an overdrawn checking account, a maxed out credit card with an unreasonably high limit (thanks, greedy Shitibank enablers,) and let's not even speak of "savings" because I don't have any. Of course, this means that I haven't been able to buy myself anything in a long, long time, and now all I wanna do is look online at pretty things I can't have. So take advantage of my unfortunate masochistic tendencies and check out all the great new online shopping links to your right. More will be added shortly because I'm on a rampage that will not abate until I get my tax returns from this year and last year (woopsies, maybe I shouldn't have weasled out of Consumer Ed. class in high school.)