out of commission

Due to an understaffing situation, I have basically been living at the restaurant, making time only for a little drinkin'. Which is alright, because I like it there and I'm broke as a joke and they pay me and drinking is fun. But I can barely manage to speak in complete sentences that don't involve the words pecorino or sangiovese. So now that I'm finally home I'm just gonna flip between Skating With Celebrities and Antiques Roadshow, and hopefully I'll be semi-alive by the end of the week, when I have two, count 'em, TWO, days off. IN A ROW.