Weekend nights really bring out the best to Bourbon Street, er, I mean, the Lower East Side...
Stripey Shirt Dude on Cell: I'm at this place on the corner of Ludlow and Essex [note: Ludlow and Essex do not intersect.] ... And the Stern pub crawl is at Max Fish right now.
My Manager: Some girl just called and asked if she left her kitten in the restaurant.
Servers: ...
My Manager: She said it might have fallen out of her purse and asked if I could check the bathroom.
Servers: ...
I also had the pleasure of waiting on Martha Stewart's daughter. She neither smiled nor acknowledged my presence through the entirety of her five-course meal. Shocker.
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- Gina
- Baltimore, hon!, MD
- Hi my name is Gina. I like a lot of things. You will find them listed below, in alphabetical order for lack of a better order, mostly for my own web-surfing convenience. I also like my family, my friends, emotionally unavailable men, visiting people in far away places, taking pictures, dogs, my cats, sandwiches, long walks, Central Wisconsin, buying things on Ebay, reading books very very slowly, stressing myself out to the point of developing sleep and digestive disorders, and pilates.
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