Tuesday, May 10, 2005

badass beagle

Here are some pictures of my fifth housemate, Tate (AKA, Tater, Tater Tot, Faefa, and Mister B.) Last night we drank too much Coors Light and decided to give him tattoos (with a Crayola washable marker safe for little kids to chew on, don't worry.)

Wu-tang doggie
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Goth doggie
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He is fat, stinky, and allergic to dust mites. He enjoys sleeping, eating trash, pooping in the basement, and sitting on your stomach while you're trying to watch TV. I love him.

4 comments:

Gloria said...

The landlady of my old apartment had this little rat chihuahua, who had all its hair shaved off. It was sprayed with blue and pink polka dots. Why, I'm not precisely sure.

fat asian baby said...

Oh my!

Gina said...

that is quite disturbing. those little dogs need all the fur they can get...they shiver enough to begin with.

Karo said...

"He is fat, stinky, and allergic to dust mites. He enjoys sleeping, eating trash, pooping in the basement, and sitting on your stomach while you're trying to watch TV."

I would just like to point out this would make one hell of a personal ad.