Tuesday, October 14, 2008

european? i'm a'peein'!

The best thing I read on the internet today by far:

The European advantage was most evident when the Molicare got wet. Orders of magnitude more absorbent than Depends, Attends, or Kroger, the Super Plus never leaked, not even after two rewettings. My legs were never clammy while wearing it wet; indeed, I felt as comfortable as one can probably feel after having urinated in one's pants. When my bladder finally starts down the road to unreliability, I'm going European.

Given the frequency with which I currently pee, I think, someday, I'll owe Justin Peters a great deal of thanks.