SCENE: Several months ago. My restaurant. Dinnertime.
My Friend M: Goodeveningthankyouforcalling[myrestaurnt]thisisM!
Michael Stipe: Hi, M! This is Michael Stipe!
My Friend M: [doesn't know who Michael Stipe is*] Okay.
Michael Stipe: Can I get a table for six tonight at 10:00?
My Friend M: Sure, that's fine. Can I get your number please?
Michael Stipe: Is E [our General Manager, who is very much a hippie, and very much awesome] working tonight?
My Friend M: Yes he is.
Michael Stipe: Can you tell him not to play any Phish?
END SCENE
*After a long moment of consideration upon hearing this story, I have decided to remain friends with M.
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- Gina
- Baltimore, hon!, MD
- Hi my name is Gina. I like a lot of things. You will find them listed below, in alphabetical order for lack of a better order, mostly for my own web-surfing convenience. I also like my family, my friends, emotionally unavailable men, visiting people in far away places, taking pictures, dogs, my cats, sandwiches, long walks, Central Wisconsin, buying things on Ebay, reading books very very slowly, stressing myself out to the point of developing sleep and digestive disorders, and pilates.
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