Is Britney "unraveling" again? Recently she went shopping and changed her outfit in every store. Then, in London, she "tearfully shut herself into a closet" and "her assistant had to coax her out by promising to buy her tacos."
A note to any future boyfriends: if I am ever crying uncontrollably or being otherwise irrational, just promise to buy me tacos and I can pretty much guarantee that the issue will be 100% resolved.
Relatedly, here is the SNL Taco Town skit. An oldie but a goodie.
And here is the first Google Image Result when one does a search for "britney spears taco":
Perfect. I love the internet.
