and the "idiot customer of the day" award goes to

Scene: 6pm at the Cheese Store. The phone rings.

Coworker: Good evening. Cheese Store.
Customer: What time do you close?
Coworker: We close at 8.
Customer: PM?

This customer did make it in before 8pm and did proceed to be kind of an idiot. Although he also did plant a seed in my head . . . I wonder how many food blogs we could prank with a fake press release saying we'll be switching to overnight hours. In New York, probably a lot.