Wednesday, January 23, 2008

the mystery unravels

Today a reporter for the Daily News came in to the Cheese Shop to ask if Heath Ledger ever used to shop there. Having once waited in line behind Michelle Williams at RiteAid, I felt uniquely qualified to comment on his untimely death, but I kept quiet. My coworker, however, informed her that Heath came into another neighborhood cheese shop and often bought a specific cheese. She wrote down both the name of my coworker and that of the cheese. If only someone else had been around to inform her that he did indeed come into the Cheese Shop a year and a half ago, and he bought an imported Spanish lemon soda...

I'm so glad I didn't go to journalism school.

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